let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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