What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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