So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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