Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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