the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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