either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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