Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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