she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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