BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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