So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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