Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.