i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just high enough for therapy.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.