never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.