Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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