I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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