I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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