Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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