i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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