I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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