i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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