Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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