ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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