Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize