who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think my vagina is haunted
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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