people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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