K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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