So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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