Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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