i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We have started to decorate penises.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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