I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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