guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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