I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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