Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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