I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
