She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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