we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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