Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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