I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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