That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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