No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Someone came in the potted fern
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away