You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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