that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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