The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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