So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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