i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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