just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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