He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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