Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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