Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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