Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i just google imaged poop.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I wish there were birth control emojis
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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