i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Drunk is a universal language darling
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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