Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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