NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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