I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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