sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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