I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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